quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Randomize
