Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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