Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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