whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
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It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?