you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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