Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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