I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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