No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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