She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
God I need to hump something, right now.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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