I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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