she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
