On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
