If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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