morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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