My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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