Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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