I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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