I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
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Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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