You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
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