I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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