We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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