Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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