He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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