SEEEEXXX PLEASE
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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