Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
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I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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