"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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