I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
there is puke in my bra ... again
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