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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?

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  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....

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• (916): View more from California

  You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops

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• (619): View more from California

  I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most

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