I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.