I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
