I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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