you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My vagina is very pro this idea
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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