everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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