oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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