oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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