im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
false alarm. still invincible.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
