community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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