yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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