so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Randomize
