I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you