just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.