Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
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some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.