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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs

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• (212): View more from New York

  yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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• (415): View more from California

  How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (808): View more from Hawaii

  some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win

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• (619): View more from California

  I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.

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  Very innocently.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help

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• (315): View more from New York

  I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.

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• (310): View more from California

  I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.

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