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(586): View more from Michigan

a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(772): View more from Florida

You took a bar mat shot.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?

(408): View more from California

JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette

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(925): View more from California

I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop

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(203): View more from Connecticut

We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.

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(801): View more from Utah

Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?

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(312): View more from Illinois

Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀

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