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you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room

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(254): you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room http://tfl.nu/st2q

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Farmville is her only friend.

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(847): Farmville is her only friend. http://tfl.nu/6s8i

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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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(903): One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down. http://tfl.nu/7y05

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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think

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(763): using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think http://tfl.nu/9ucc

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She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.

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(402): She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking. http://tfl.nu/91x5

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.

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(330): WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL. http://tfl.nu/0dj7

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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.

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(360): He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish. http://tfl.nu/ae8m

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There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.

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(214): There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me. http://tfl.nu/ecsp

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Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single

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(970): Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single http://tfl.nu/1weq

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Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.

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(248): Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents. http://tfl.nu/4qnq

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I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?

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(209): I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry? http://tfl.nu/5luf

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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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(678): I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club. http://tfl.nu/jmao

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Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.

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(315): Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline. http://tfl.nu/p7f8

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The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.

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(818): The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me. http://tfl.nu/w1nr

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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors

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(250): Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors http://tfl.nu/eym3

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