I can tuck mytits in my pants
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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