Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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