i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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