My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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