Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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