i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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