I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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