Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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