remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
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How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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