Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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