so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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