hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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