Fine. I'll sleep in my office
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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