where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Will exercising make me less horny?
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