you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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