I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
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I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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